MeSseD Evals: Akka

MSD HUMAN RESOURCES

Violation File # 111111-18120

Excerpt of Manager of Operations aka Fat Mucket

SUBJECT: RAT

FILE NAME: [ WITHHELD ]

EVALUATION:

The [ RAT ], dubbed "Akka", is a fierce rodent. She almost seems vigilant, even protective, of [ LILLIPUT ], whether in the Roots or on the treatment plant campus. The [ RAT ] is like another set of eyes.

NOTES:

Filter worker [ LILLIPUT ] has a pet [ RAT ]! This rodent rarely leaves her shoulder, usually going on surveys with her. Fric and Frac are these two.

Our medical manager and chief annoyance officer, [ KIDNEYSHELL ], theorizes that the presence of this "Akka" might help pacify other rodents. Akka's scent on [ LILLIPUT ] might give her a neutral presence with the numerous rat mischiefs throughout the Roots. [ KIDNEYSHELL ] says this is evident by less rat skirmishes with [ LILLIPUT ] than other filter workers. Less rat bites, scratches, and swarming of my flushers would be less sick time and more cost effective.